Let me tell you about this girl I know
The one who stood me up and never showed
Everything went by the plan
Then she blew me off with another man
She left me in the lost and found
Spinning around
I know I'm screwed, but don't give a fuck
But somehow that's just my luck
Let me tell you about this girl I know
The one who stood me up and never showed
Everything went by the book
Then she broke my heart, stole it like a crook
The girl gave me the runaround
Now I dread every Valentine's Day
And when it comes, I don't know what to say
There's no other way to look at it
So just motherfuck Valentine's Day
